The NFL’s feelin’ so exotic! Horriblazing is a term for something that is simultaneously horrible and amazing. Priyanka Chopra’s NFL spots are the epitome of horriblazing. And we wouldn’t want her any other way. Yes, Priyanka, we are going to like it in your city. [JustJared]
Skip the Lipton. Apparently, Americans are becoming more and more obsessed with Assamese tea, with the market expected to grow to $18B in the next couple years and that’s fine but what you really should get out of this report is the LOLtacular line, “Redbull-swigging youngsters are expected to buy more tea.” Those crazy kids! [The Economic Times]
From the Dept. of Obvious. How the GOP can win the Muslim vote: (1) By not being ass-hats; (2) See 1. [PolicyMic]
Paki Rambo Superhero! Pakistani rapper Adil Omar’s new video for “Saza” just surfaced on the internet. In it, everyone looks like they’re trying too hard and there’s a whole lot of smoking. But it otherwise seems pretty decent, so go on and give it a listen. [MTV Desi]
A previous version of this post incorrectly stated that Adil Omar was smoking a cigarette in the video.