With the sincerest of thanks to The Hairpin.
Did you know that extensive scientific research has shown links between eating food and living? Research has also shown that much of the world’s population enjoys eating Indian food. Here’s a picture of me, on my way back from the bazaar with a thing of rasgulla:
I’m told I’m very smug when it comes to my Indian food, so here are some people who would probably be a lot less smug than I w/r/t their Indian food:
Out of French Fries? That’s okay, just dab your samosa into a glop of ketchup instead.
Be the life of the party when you transform your naan into an eyepatch!
If you’re going to apply a coating of lipstick prior to eating rogan josh, make sure it matches with the curry.
A classy, clean ketchup-free samosa.
Joie de vivre means washing down a heaping plate of Indian food with an equally heaping glass of wine, heartburn be damned.