Aziz Ansari Gets Paid to Get His Write On

 

[Source: azizansari.com]
[Source: azizansari.com]
Publisher’s Weekly announced via Twitter that Penguin Press paid $3.5 million for the rights to a book by Aziz Ansari. You know what that means, right?

TOM HAVERFORD IS ABOUT TO GET PAID!

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The book is expected to be published in September 2015 and will provide insight into life as a single person in this entirely new era.

“You know when you text someone you’re romantically interested in and you don’t hear anything back and then you see them post a photo of a pizza on Instagram? That’s exactly what I want this book to deal with.”

No, seriously. This sounds only slightly less ridiculous than some of Tom Haverford’s business ideas on Parks and Rec. Except he’s actually getting paid. I can only hope there will be an Appendix for some Tom Haverford food names or scratch-and-sniff cologne scents included in the book. I’ll even settle for a DJ Roomba digital download.

If you need to feed your Aziz Ansari jones before then, you can catch him on Comedy Central’s Roast of James Franco on September 2 at 10 p.m. ET.

[Source: The Hollywood Reporter]

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